Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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