have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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go home
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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