Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.