You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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