somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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