yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i just google imaged poop.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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