And the cops told us we were all naked.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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