I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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