There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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