I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
