But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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