so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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