let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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