Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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