Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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