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My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I seem to have left my pride at pride
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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