we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Boobs are out for the taking
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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