Me too!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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