maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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