gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Verdict: uncircumcised.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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