Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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