Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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