4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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