Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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