i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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