Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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