is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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