Don't you send me to vm
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The ass gains better be worth it
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