During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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