wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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