i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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