Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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