I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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