It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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