Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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