it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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