the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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