He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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