I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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