The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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