it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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