Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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