Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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