Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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