so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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