I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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