yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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