Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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