Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize