dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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