At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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