She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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