Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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