is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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