I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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