Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
